Why did the demon bring a ladder to the bar? To raise a little hell!
What’s a demon’s favorite type of music? Heavy metal or Lil Nas X if they're gay.
How do demons stay in shape? Exorcise.
Why did the demon get promoted? He was outstanding in his fiend.
What do you call a demon with a sweet tooth? A sugar fiend.
Why don’t demons play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding from a demon.
What’s a demon’s favorite game? Doom.
How do demons send mail? Via the hell-ivery service.
Why did the demon get a job at the bakery? He needed the dough.
How do demons relax? With a fiendish book.
What’s a demon’s favorite sport? Possession soccer.
Why did the demon take a day off? He needed to recharge his evil batteries.
What did the demon say to the scarecrow? "You’re a little stiff today."
Why do demons make terrible secretaries? They always raise hell with the filing.
What do you call a demon who loves jokes? A pun-isher.
Why did the demon go to school? To improve his spell-ing.
What’s a demon’s favorite subject in school? Occult-ure.
Why did the demon join the choir? He wanted to get in touch with his inner voice.
How do demons keep their hair in place? With scare-spray.
What do demons eat at a barbecue? Hell-fire grilled ribs.
Why do demons like summer? It’s their kind of heatwave.
What’s a demon’s favorite dessert? Devil’s food cake.
Why did the demon become a comedian? He loved to make people die laughing.
How do demons surf the web? With a fiendish browser.
What do you get when you cross a demon and a snowman? Frostbite.
